Inappropriate Spokesperson Name

One of those things. When discussing a particular aspect of your business that you find distasteful, try to find a spokesperson whose name doesn't immediately make you think of that distasteful issue. In this case, iPhone porn and its proliferation onto the new iPhone 2.0. In an issue of Time magazine (possibly the one on newsstands now), this quote really, well, sticks out:

"Apple spokeswoman Jennifer Bowcock says..."

As I said, maybe you could find someone whose name doesn't, well... you know...